knusprig-titten-hitler:

Juan Direction

knusprig-titten-hitler:

Juan Direction

(via pricklylegs)

knusprig-titten-hitler:

It’s a big world out there.

knusprig-titten-hitler:

It’s a big world out there.

(via pricklylegs)

(Source: meme4u, via pricklylegs)

pricklylegs:

llbwwb:

First jump of a Canadian gosling by daniel-hempfner

pricklylegs:

llbwwb:

First jump of a Canadian gosling by daniel-hempfner

(via usa-directioners)

  • tourist:

    could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

  • new yorker:

    no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol

  • tourist:

    oh you think your clever???

  • new yorker:

    what

  • tourist:

    i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness

  • new yorker:

    oh... oh god i'm so sor

  • tourist:

    no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself

  • the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

Megan, 16, Long Island New York